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Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 16:32
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pata nahi kya baat hai lekin hassi ruk hi nahi rahi hai

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 16:35
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mujhe lagta hai ki poonam ji se baat karne ki khushi hai.

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 16:40
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Ek joke

Ek din maine Brij ji ko rui (Cotton) khate hue dekha aur poocha - aap ye kyon kha rahe ho.
Brij ji - Doctor ne mujhe halke fulke chij khane ko kaha hai.

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 16:40
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chalo bhai hasna achhi baat hai.haste raho par humare jaise dosto ko bhi yaad rakhna.

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 16:44
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Police Man Brij ji se - Tumne us admi ko fasi par kyon latka diya?
Brij ji - Use maine paani me doobane se bachya tha.
Police man - tumne bachya to kya tum use maar doge.
Brij ji - Maine use maara nahi wo kafi bheeg gaya tha to maine uske gale me rassi dalkar use ped se bandh diya taki wo sukh jaaye.

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 16:48
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achha anita ji aap ye bataiye aap ko or kaya -2 pasand hai. dekhte hai humari pasand or kitni milti hai. jase khane me .rango me dino me, hero-heroin etc

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 16:49
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aapko lagata hai ki mai aapko kabhi bhul paaungi kabhi nahi. agar kisi mod par aapko bhul bhi jaaoo to mujhe meri pahli galti to jaroor yaad aa jayegi ki life me pahli baar ek chhoti si baat par kitna mai dar gayi thi. sahi batana aapko to mujh par hassi aati hogi na ki kitni bewakoof hai.

or ye bhulne ki baat kyon kar rahe ho aap bhi raju ji ban jaoge kya? are bhai humari dosti tab bhi chalegi.

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 16:50
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dekho meri copy nahi karna tab hi sach bataungi.

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 16:54
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mai aapko ek real joke sunata ho.

jab mai ghar par rahta tha.to waha par ramlila hoti thi.mai bhi usme roll karta tha. kiska ? achha soch kar batao phir aage batauga.socho-2

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 16:55
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thik ha copy nahi nahi karuga jo sach hooga wo hi boluga.

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:00
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Khane me mujhe Non-veg, saag, kathal aur meri mummy ke hatho ki bane sabhi khana pasand hai.

rango me mujhe light colour pasand hai jaise light green, light blue, cream colour.

Dino me Sunday aur har wo din jis din family ka sath mile.

Hero me shahrukh Khan ka style, Ajay Devgan ki aankhen aur uski acting, Akshay kumar, Rajpal yadav ki comedy. Abhishek Bachchan ki muskurane ki ada.

Heroin me Aishwarya ka look, Shri Devi aur Juhi chawla ki hassi, Mahima choudhary ke rone ka style, aur kajol ka alharpan.

Pair me mujhe - Kajol aur sharukh khan bahut jayada pasand hai, Aamir khan aur juhi chawla bhi achchhe hai.

maine to bahut bata diya ab aap bataiye aur sach.

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:02
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aap aur ram lila me aur kitni quality chup kar rakhi hai.

aap jaroor bandar ki sena ka ek bandar honge.

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:05
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kahan gaye ? abhi hi ghar chale gaye kya.

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:06
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chalo mai bhi likhta hu aap bhi likho aab copy nahi hogi.
mujhe khane me kheer pasand hai ,or jo bhi achha bana ho
rango me Green(hara rang)
chawal mujhe pasand nahi hai
hero -shahrukh khan ,akshay kumar
hiroin -kajol,
ladkiyo me -sadgi,hash mukh
ladko me -jo jaya na bolta ho

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:11
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anita ji mai aapko bandar najar aata hu kaya ?

ok mai ram lila me luxman ka rol karta tha.
or itna maja aata tha ke pucho mat. maine 5 year lagatar luxman ka rol kiya, itni bhid hoti thi charo tarf aadmi hi aadmi.reaty wo din bahut achhe the.

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:20
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ek baar jab rawan seeta ko udhakar le jata hai to luxman or seeta ka roll hota hai.seeta kahti hai "luxman tumare bhaiya sankat me hai or tumhe bula rahe hai"
luxman mana karta hai tab seeta ko gussa aa jata hai or wo luxman ko bhala bura kahne lagti hai
us din maine sochha gambhi roll hai bilkul bhi hasna nahi hai.mujhe rone ka bhi or gushe ka bhi ek sath chahre pe bhaw lane the
pura disaid kiya hua tha lekin jab seeta ye bolti hai ki "nahi tumare maan me paap aa gaya hai tum aapne bhaiya ko marna or mujhe paana chahte ho " wo itna bol hi rahi thi ke istege se niche gir gayi mujhe us time itnani hansi aayi ke light band karni padi

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:22
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ab aap kaha gayi maine puri ramayan suna di

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:25
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to aapne sita ko bachya ya nahi. o bachate kaise hasne me jo lage hue the.

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:26
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aapne thodi -2 copy ki jaise green , shahrukh khan , kajol, akshay kumar

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:32
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anita ji ye galat baat
hai maine aapka massage padha bhi nahi tha .isliye pahle hi likhna suru kar diya tha.copy to aaj aap karhi sidhe mere dimag me gush kar. chor hamesha aaise hi bolta hai pahle hi .

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:37
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chor to aap hai maine to pahle hi likh diya tha.

achchha ek last question emotional film ko dekhkar aap rote hai ya nahi ki ye samjhte hai ki ye to sirf acting hai. is question ka jawab agar aapne mere jawab se match kar diya to mai samjh jaaoongi ki hum dono ki pasand ek hai.

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:39
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aap sahi me non-veg nahi khate hai. are you vegiterian?

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:42
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mai jab bhi film dekhta hu to ki ye shirf film hai lekin pata nahi kyo jab emotional film dekhta hu to aanshu niklte hai.is mamle me mera dil thoda week hai

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:44
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Maine ek hi baar ram lila dekhi hai. mummy kahti hai ki usme ladkiyan kaam nahi karti hai. to sita ya girls ka roll kaun karta hai ladke. aur us tarah ke kapde aur makeup ka saman kaun lata hai. aaplog apna makeup khud karte hai?

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:45
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are ye kisne kaha mai non-veg nahi khata. mujhe ande or murga dono pasand hai jayada nani kha pata.iske alawa kuchh nahi khata

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:48
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phir aap kahenge ki maine copy ki. are bhai mai to foot foot kar roti hoon. aur kabhi jab emotional film me hero ya bachche rote hai to mai bhi roti hoon.

achchha ek last question aapko kaun se Animal ka bachcha pasand hai?

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:51
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make-up karne ke liye to alag se makeupman hote hai .or seeta ka roll ladke hi karte hai shirf ek baar ladki ne kiya tha last year.

brij
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:53
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mujhe khrgosh ke bachhe bahut pasand hai

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 17:56
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ye nahi kahoongi ki mai chawal nahi khati lekin ha chawal se jayada mai roti khati hoon. mujhe anda aur machhli jayada pasand hai agar papa ne chiken chilli banai to kya baat hai, phir to mai bahut khati hoon. Didi ke haatho ki chowmin bhi achchhi lagti hai. rajeev ki mummy (Chachi) ke haatho ki kheer to mujhe bahut yaad aati hai. Pata hai jab bhi rajeev ke yahan kheer banti the wo chupa kar mere liye jaroor lata tha. mere yahan non-veg jab bhi banta tha wo jaroor khata tha.

Neha Anita
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2009 18:00
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change hai na answer bachche kisi bhi animal ke ho mujhe to saare pasand hai. dog, Cat, Monkey, chidiyan, cow ke bachche ko dekho ye aapki taraf kitne payaar se dekhte hai. unki aankhon me ek alag tarah ka chamak hota hai. mujhe to pig ka chota baby bhi achchha lagta hai.

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